Well, as delightful as I'm sure that sounds to all of you wannabe miners out there, sieve in hand, ready to go out knee deep in the quest for good entertainment, I have this to say:
Please , for the love of God don't!
That is why God made teenagers and the easily entertained. To go out in the poo-slough, find the nuggets, trudge back to shore, so we (the vastly intellectually superior and far less stinky) can knock them on the head and run off with the treasure in a jubilee of maniacal cackling. Now, if cranial bludgeonry is not your bag, then watch from the bushes and wait till they deposit their finds in to one of the internets' many Collections of Retrieved Awesomeness and Prattle & Flexible Archive of Retained Media, or as they're more commonly known, the C.R.A.P.F.A.R.M.s.
I mean, why go to all the trouble of buying a club and running shoes? Just hit the sites that collect the good stuff from the 'log' flume raiders, and then rob them! Much easier! Sites like GorillaMask, Funny or Die, Collage Humor and the like. Now buyer beware, some of these are semi-tasteless and some are NSWF due to language or situation ... but ALL are F-ah-knee!
Okay, time to get to it! Here are a few of my favorite nuggets from the anal canal.
See what I did there? Anal, like poo. Canal, like river. Anal Canal? No? My humor is wasted on you people ...
The WTF Blanket (Snuggie Parody)"Whada mean? You people?" - Kirk Lazarus
Flight of the Conchords - Business Time
White Wedding: Literal Video Version
Take on Me: Literal Video Version
Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)
Cooking with Christopher Walken
George Bush - Rollplay
What R2D2 is REALLY saying:
R2D2 in Episode 1
R2D2 in Episode 2
Jerry O'Connell in the parody video Tom Cruise
Bo Burnham - New Math
Batman Gets Pwned
Batman vs Superman
Priceless Mastercard Parody